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Mom gave me a desktop electric pencil sharpener and four double A batteries. She was over yesterday for some art time and was surprised I only had a manual sharpener. She shared the pros and cons of Exacto sharpeners versus other brands then came out with:
"I can't believe you don't have one. I have two! One in the sewing room and one in the kitchen."
"Well that is living in the lap of luxury having two electric pencil sharpeners, Mom." She is so cute chatting as she bustles about the kitchen chopping tomatoes, organizing dressing and ripping apart lettuce for salad.
"Well, you know, it's just easier because you get up from making something to go sharpen a pencil and by the time you get to the kitchen..."
"You forget!" I guessed.
"Two is just easier. I have two hair brushes too."
"This is sounding more and more like a slice of life post. I haven't written one for today yet."
"Well, maybe you should wait a few years and write it about you."
"Well, I could but it's funnier right now." Funny and heart-hard, I know, but I don't say it. We laugh our way through.
"You want to know everything I have two of?" Mom's eyes have that grin.
"I have four tooth brushes."
"Well that's not two, but two squared. It makes sense what with your hygiene history. Why four?"
"Two in each bathroom because the tooth brush should dry out before you use it again to get rid of the bacteria. Well, I never actually tested that," she chuckled as she sliced white provolone circles into thin strips to top the salads. "It would be an interesting study though."
"What else do you have two of?"
"Two hair dryers, one in each bathroom."
" Well that is nice for guests too, " I reasoned.
" Yes, mm, what else do I have two of?"
"Two combs. Two tubes of tooth paste. Two, well maybe six rolls of paper towels--bath rooms, laundry room, sewing room, kitchen, garage, you know. Only one set of make up though."
"And one scale," I add cataloging contents in my mind.
"Oh, yeah we don't need to double up on that!"